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Looking for a job can be exhausting, but recruiters are here to help! Well, usually. Most of the time, recruiters can get your foot in the door at a new gig. Other times, they ARE the door...and it’s locked. Here are 16 screenshots from r/linkedinlunatics and r/recruitinghell of recruiters who make me want to leave the job market altogether and live in the woods:

r/LinkedInLunatics/

This recruiter who can't fathom why someone needs to know how much a job something people do to get paid actually pays:

r/LinkedInLunatics

This recruiter who implied not getting hired for a job means you're a bad human:

This speedy recruiter who supposedly filled a position in record time:

u/Empress_of_Lucite

This sudden case of memory loss:

u/slut4sparklingwater

???

u/icserx

I have a lot of trouble believing an actual 7-year-old human child realistically said, "rapid turnaround thanks to a massive talent pool."

u/nufoniia

This recruiter needs to slowly back away from the caps lock:

u/spiciestkitten

Does everyone lose their grasp on time while struggling to put together IKEA furniture? Yes, of course. Is it an excuse to miss an interview? No!

u/JMurrayRepairs

This job interview comes with mandatory marriage counseling:

u/Wise_Respect399

Just imagine getting ratio'd on LinkedIn of all places:

u/pigeoneatingchips

List the pay ON the job posting:

u/living_or_dead

This passive aggressive recruiter who responded to a candidate like a jilted ex:

u/pigeoneatingchips

This application that would immediately put me in an existential coma:

u/Sugartina

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This recruiter who wanted to use a candidate's job application as a dating app:

u/mermaiddiva26 / Via Twitter: @naydinsky

And finally, this recruiter who is, in the words of Taylor Swift, so casually cruel in the name of being honest:

u/scaevities

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