Trump Mocked For Vowing 'Ill Never Stop Loving You' In Campaign Email

Donald Trumps reelection campaign was mocked on Wednesday after sending an email that sounded more like a mash note than a request for campaign donations.

Thats because the message ran hot and heavy right from the subject heading, which read, This is President Trump, and Ill never stop loving you, according to Axios Alex Thompson.

The actual message in the email went into more detail about exactly why Trump loves you but it was still simple and played to his narcissism:

Why? Because youve always loved me!

You stuck by me every single time the Radical Left tried to KICK ME DOWN.

Even when they took my mugshot at the Fulton County Jail.

I felt your love even when they RAIDED MY HOME.

Through all the HOAXES, WITCH HUNTS, and FAKE INDICTMENTS, you never left my side!

 True MAGA Patriots like you are the only reason Im still standing.

 Ive just got one thing to say:

 ILL NEVER STOP FIGHTING FOR YOU.

Although its possible that some MAGA followers might have reacted to the message in the same matter that Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum reacted to Lisa Simpsons I Choo-Choo-Choose You Valentine card, people on social media were more cynical.

Much more cynical.