Just A Few Hilariously Cynical Valentines Day Tweets For Those With Dark, Cold Hearts

To some, Valentines Day  is a magical day full of flowers, romance and opportunities to make single people feel terrible online.

Being that theres currently an epidemic of loneliness so severe in the U.S. that the surgeon general felt compelled to release a freakin advisory  on it last year, were figuring many people are feeling personally victimized by the onslaught of clichd social media posts featuring candlelight dinners, proposals and happy couples holding hands on the beach. (Were looking at you, Barack Obama! )

But here at HuffPost, we say Valentines Day this year is just another Wednesday and its OK if you dont have a special someone to fully celebrate the ultimate hump day.

So, in honor of Cupids stupid day landing on a Wednesday, we think you should view it the way that Wednesday Addams would cynically, and wanting to burn the whole holiday down.

To help you get into this mindset, weve gathered plenty of anti-Valentines Day posts from X (formerly Twitter) that will further solidify the icy layer around your frosty heart.

Enjoy!