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Funny Tweets
"'You let your cat in your bed' Id let my cat borrow my car."
"Spend $250 on your kid playing soccer so they can tell you the only thing they enjoyed is the popsicle at the end of the game."
No matter how much my wife likes her Christmas gifts from me she will like the gift our dog bought her more.
"Since they're scanning me anyway, sometimes I wish airport security would just tell me how my bone density is doing."
WHAT'S HAPPENING
i dont have a golden retriever husband, i have a yorkie husband. he is small and barks and lashes out at everyone and everything because he is terrified all the time.
People are teaching their dogs how to skateboard and my dogs chart at the vet says must be picked up, wont walk.
"My cats are pretty cute and cuddly but if we were all the same size they'd eat me for dinner"
"You want me to cite my sources? Feminine intuition."
The Kansas City Chiefs tight end hilariously posted about squirrels, Chipotle and the moon with rampant misspellings.
"Didnt realise you could ruin a cats entire day by giving him the wrong brand of cat food."
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