The ladies of Twitter never fail to brighten our day with their brilliant and succinct wit. Each week, HuffPost Women rounds up hilarious musings of 280 characters or fewer.
Scroll through this weeks great tweets from women below, then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for past roundups.
Sign up for our Funniest Tweets of the Week newsletter here .
If someone is flirting with me I need them to literally say Im flirting with you or else Im just like wow theyre nice
— Haley OC (@MILFWEEED) October 1, 2021
I GOT INTO HARVARD!! they left a first-floor window unlocked and im just walking around in here!
— trash jones (@jzux) October 3, 2021
my parents are fighting bc my mom was letting a big spider live in the kitchen window bc hes perfect for halloween and my dad killed it
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) October 6, 2021
In England booster shot is spelled borchestershire shot
— __s (@SarahSurgey1) October 3, 2021
if youre feeling stressed, remember to IN EX HAHA LE LE pic.twitter.com/mduVMjVW4f
— ruby (@roobeekeane) October 2, 2021
The challenge Im doing this month is called October and its where I just try to get through every day of October
— Erin McGuire Olson (@e_mcguire_) October 4, 2021
im in my beth from little women era. i doont really have a personality and im going to die in my bed
— anne (@codinghater) October 2, 2021
white writers always compare brown skin to food but will only use words like ivory or porcelain for white characters... I'm going to start writing "this boy with plain flour skin" see how you like it
— Maria Supplisson Silmy (@maria_splsn) October 6, 2021
Stop wasting ur 20s complaining about how its hard to make friends and start screaming oh my god I love your bag from across the street
— astro bully angie (@teaxtarot) October 3, 2021
youre telling me a beetle made this juice?
— sarah lugor! (@sarahlugor) October 3, 2021
i have never wanted a partner in crime have always just wanted a partner in errands - just come to CVS w me, we dont have to rob it
— dana bad (@baddanadanabad) October 3, 2021
Who else is so relieved they arent the zodiac killer
— broti gupta (@BrotiGupta) October 6, 2021
Extremely proud of myself when TSA says Have a good flight and I manage to say Thanks instead of You too!
— Meena Harris (@meena) October 5, 2021
Baby are you okay? You've barely touched your Char-spookerie. pic.twitter.com/zHGbdBrSqQ
— Stormy Kittyhawk BLFC (@StormyKittyhawk) October 7, 2021
cant believe alcohol is the legal one. when I get too drunk I want to make the worst mistakes of my life. when I get too high I want to mix all the dipping sauces and be a better friend
— witch pony (@molly7anne) October 3, 2021
Almost got ran over by a car last night trying to get this pic pic.twitter.com/qf0rbnYMzN
— Ashlyn (@aaashlynv) October 2, 2021
i hate when artists laugh on their songs bc bitch what was so funny in the studio
— alex (@userctrI) October 2, 2021
Library patron of the week: the fella who came in, wandered around for a good while, then asked pleasantly, What is this place?
— Alix Hawley (@alixhawley) October 3, 2021
me after i've cleaned my room pic.twitter.com/snJpg6h9hf
— (@becksvault) October 5, 2021
I did not peak in high school, in fact I was ugly the entire time I was there
— (@3dLooks) October 2, 2021
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
It's Another Trump-Biden Showdown And We Need Your Help
The Future Of Democracy Is At Stake
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
Your Loyalty Means The World To Us
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
The 2024 election is heating up, and women's rights, health care, voting rights, and the very future of democracy are all at stake. Donald Trump will face Joe Biden in the most consequential vote of our time. And HuffPost will be there, covering every twist and turn. America's future hangs in the balance. Would you consider contributing to support our journalism and keep it free for all during this critical season?
HuffPost believes news should be accessible to everyone, regardless of their ability to pay for it. We rely on readers like you to help fund our work. Any contribution you can make even as little as $2 goes directly toward supporting the impactful journalism that we will continue to produce this year. Thank you for being part of our story.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
It's official: Donald Trump will face Joe Biden this fall in the presidential election. As we face the most consequential presidential election of our time, HuffPost is committed to bringing you up-to-date, accurate news about the 2024 race. While other outlets have retreated behind paywalls, you can trust our news will stay free.
But we can't do it without your help. Reader funding is one of the key ways we support our newsroom. Would you consider making a donation to help fund our news during this critical time? Your contributions are vital to supporting a free press.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our journalism free and accessible to all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. Would you consider becoming a regular HuffPost contributor?
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. If circumstances have changed since you last contributed, we hope you'll consider contributing to HuffPost once more.
Already contributed? Log in to hide these messages.
_(720p).jpg)
 OFFICIAL HD MUSIC VIDEO.jpg)
.jpg)
.jpg)
